There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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