We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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