normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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