I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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