she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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