I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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