I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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