these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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