I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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