Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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