If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I can't trust your balls anymore.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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