I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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