No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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