Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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