Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I forget how to act sober
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