Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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