Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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