I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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