i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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