I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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