his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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