Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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