What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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