bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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