Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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