Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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