Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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