hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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