dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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