i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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