My nipple is on Facebook.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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