she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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