Your mouth is God's brothel.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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