May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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