I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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