this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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