Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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