Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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