don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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