Do you still have your period?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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