so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You can't just leave with hair like that
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While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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