Nicole vs. Life
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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