He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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