...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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