the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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