id be glad to
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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