Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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