he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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