If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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