Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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third nipple confirmed
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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